I don't think I can do 'black-and-white'. They only come in one shade: grey.

I don't think they'd be very likeable people, if they walked out of my head and into the world. They're all broken, I think, and there's a quote about broken people being strong again at the broken places that I'm just too lazy to look up. But broken, yeah.

I already have Granny-in-the-Castle-Next-Door, actually. More than one of them. :-)