between the rock and the cold, cold sea

Heh. I've never done anything like this before, so I really don't want to put my foot in it any more than I have to.

It's not like the Record actually has guidelines for its contributors. Or even hints. It's a very much make-it-up-as-you-go-along publication.

So thanks. Now I feel much better about emailing all the various publisher publicity departments. :)