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[hawkwing_lb]

I've been having some odd dreams lately, and waking up incredibly stiff.

This came to a bit of a head this morning, when I woke up to a rather awkward cramp in my right leg. (There is a muscle there that has discovered how to fold itself under another muscle, leaving me with a grape-sized hollow in my upper calf when it happens.)

Stress dreams, I do not like them. I have no idea what I was fighting/fleeing in my sleep last night, but on the evidence it was pretty damn scary.

Also, where is the Office for the Regulation of Neurochemistry? Because I need to file a complaint with the management...

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[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

Regulation of Neurochemistry? They're just down the hall, ma'am. Three doors down, on the left, purple door, you can't miss it.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

...Isn't that the door that leads to the realm of Cthulu?

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

..er, it is? ::adjusts glasses, peers at map::

Whoops! Upside-down, it was. So sorry! It's the other way, and the red door on your right. Heh. No need to send any tasty mortals more visitors to Chthulhu's realm.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

*resolves not to take directions from etumukutenyak*

*ever*

:P

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

Well, you knew I was evil. Said so the other year, didn't you? ;-)

::angelic pose::

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

There's evil.

And then there's feeds-mostly-innocents-to-Cthulu. Which is in a completely different class of gleefully wicked.

:P

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

Well, that was purely accidental, and only would have been if you hadn't been paying attention. And besides, the sheep made me do it.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

...

...Riiiiight.

:P

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

0:-D


(The dogs are now investigating me, as I am laughing loudly enough for them to wake from their afternoon nap)

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

Gleefully wicked! I knew it!

:P

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing, surrounded by happy dogs*

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

:)

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

..and now I know why they're so happy. They broke into yet another bag of cat food. The special kind of cat food, for diabetic cats.

::peers at dogs::

I wonder if they're trying to tell me something? Probably the usual: "Everything has a flavor".

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you don't feed them enough diabetic cat food.

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

::smacks self on forehead::

You're absolutely right! I shall have to add it to their diet from now on.