Snapshot of a relationship

[hawkwing_lb]

Me: *stares at thesis*

Thesis: *stares back*

Me: You know, this would go so much more easily if you'd just co-operate a little.

Thesis: *no response*

Me: I mean, I'm doing the best I can, here. I give you plenty of attention even when I feel utterly miserable. I spend most of my waking hours worrying about you. My life has come to revolve around your needs. I only want what's best for you.

Thesis: *silence*

Me: I just feel you should contribute a little more to this relationship, is all I'm saying. Don't you think that's only fair?

Thesis: *stares*

Thesis: *no response*

Me: ...Okay, then. I'm glad we had this talk.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

They are nasty, slippery things, requiring heavy weights to keep them down. But we have the skills to do this, for we are Mighty.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

Today, the thesis and the invasion of the snotmonsters have allied against me. I really can't say I approve of this state of affairs at all...

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

No, neither do I. Feel better very soon.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

Thanks. *shares ouzo and hot water and honey*